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Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

cruisingthesites:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???


You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

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danielseoul:

Wheres this school? in Vietnam? ahaha
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friends little brother wrote this to his Mom. Cutest thing ever. 






I want a nice body, but then like… food.
epic photo

When I’ve been drinking at the bar for a while, and I get up to hug my friend hello
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chalcosoma:

o.O people really can do that shit……

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